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12 WOOKIES WOOKING

Christmastime is here, and the folks at Etsy — the website where ordinary people sell their handmade arts & crafts — have got plenty of gifts for the Star Wars fan in your life.

You'll always have a good hair day with this Princess Leia Hair Hat.

The Stormtrooper Pin Cushion.  Finally — a gift for all those Gungan-loving seamstresses!

Just because you've crossed over to the Dark Side doesn't mean you literally have to have blood on your hands. Clean up with Darth Vader Soap.

Are you an art lover? Well, are you?

Then you'll enjoy this painting of a Boston Terrier as a Jedi in training.

Two words: Stormtrooper Mouse.

And this one's called Lightsaber Toy For Your Cat, but I suspect everything about that description is euphemistic.

 

RING FINGERED

Etsy is a website where people sell homemade crafts. Usually it's toaster cozies and handmade soap. It's also where I got my beard.




But here's a more unusual item for sale: the vagina ring.