I recently found a bunch of online dating profiles I'd saved for pure enjoyment.
Here is the profile of "candycute1."
"My Body looks Good and I am white and very Affectionate."
"I like going to church but not that i am nonely i am sad to go to church with no man with me."
"Well i am Dropped out of School but i wish to go more sooner."
"...like gisting with my lover but not yet found"