I recently found a bunch of online dating profiles I'd saved for pure enjoyment.
Here is the profile of "Neski."
"I wait for you love washing come and make me the happiest girl on light, show me the love and the feelings!!!"
"I adore to happen on the nature."
"I very much like green color as it is the color of love, and I very romantic person. When it is raining outside my beloved would be would be desirable me that nearby, but it while is not present, but I am assured, that soon it I will find."