SWEDE NOTHINGS

Made a trip to Ikea last weekend. It's nice to see that the people in the Naming Department are still having fun after all these years:

I saw the Jerrik, but I just had to get the Klappe.

 

HIS MOUSTACHE SCISSORS

Available at Amazon.com: "His Moustache Scissors."

 
I guess there's a different moustache scissors for the ladies.
 

QUITTER

Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger announced his retirement this week.

Sheesh, that guy can't finish anything.

THE NEW SLIM JIM