Friday, January 13, 2012
I checked in today to see what mail I'd been getting there.
Here are some of the more interesting spam Subject lines:
"You Are One of The Select Few Chosen to Try The Electronic Cigarette"
Can't wait. If I smoke enough of them, do I get electronic lung cancer?
"PATTY SUE MAY HAVE RUN A CHECK ON YOU"
"Meet Singles with Christian Values"
Not like that prying Patty Sue.
"WHY ARE YOU STILL SHAVING????"
Not sure if this was an ad for a depilatory or just someone who thinks I have an ugly face.
"The quicker and better way to chop all your fruits and veggies!"
Well, if I stopped shaving, I could use my razor for this.
"View Pic's of Singles Over 50"
I'd be more likely to click on something that promised "Never See Pics of Singles Over 50 Ever Again!"
"Fine personalized rings for mom."
And to think that all these years I've been thoughtlessly giving my mother generic rings.
"Want to meet Asian singles the old-fashioned way?"
Old fashioned? Sure. How many sweetmeats will she cost me?