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| I like how the trainer puts her hands up in the air "ta-da" style as if she's propelling the 2,000-pound orca into the air herself. |
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| This is the most perfectly-timed photograph I've ever taken. (This is the least perfectly-timed one.) |
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| Be adorable... be very adorable. |
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| Sharks are the evil murderers of the sea, but everyone's safe as long as they don't find an exit out of the tank. Uh-oh. |
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| Sad Panda |
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| Boo Berry: This is your ghost on drugs. |
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| Don't Worry, Bee Unhappy. (thanks to Laura Galloway) |
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| They don't call them "Dog Days" for nothing. |
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| The label says "Make someone happy," and what child wouldn't be elated to receive this clinically depressed cat? |
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| A tableful of dead/narcoleptic Minnie Mouses at the Disneyland gift shop. |
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| Came across this giant-sized Snickers at a Walgreens. The package says "Slice n' Share." Apparently you're supposed to serve this candy bar as if it's a meatloaf. |
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| Planes with folding wings are much easier to store in your hall closet next to the elliptical machine. |
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| This ain't no Mickey Mouse bomber. |
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| Um, you got any seats farther back in Coach? |
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| The controls for 1940s war planes were easier to understand than my 2011 TiVo remote. |
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| I think this blue bear is distressed about her botched lip collagen procedure. |
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| If this duck had a voice, it would be Edward G. Robinson. "Quack, see?" |
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| Why so scared, sunflower? Is it because you're named after a medication-free child birthing technique? |
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| Wow — that is not the Flipper I remember. |
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| If I've said it once, I've said it a million times — the world of competitive marbles is fixed. By the cops. |
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| The set for the initial auditions. The excellent set design featured scores of fake crates of produce. |
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| The apples left over from the Apple Chop Challenge. |
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| The MasterChef pantry was a sight to behold. Every spice, every vegetable, every type of pasta. After the show wraps, the crew is allowed to take home whatever they want. By the end of the night, it looked like LA after a Laker win. |
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| The choice for one challenge was French, British or Spanish Cuisine. Contestants received recipe books for French and Spanish... but we couldn't find one for English cooking. |
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| God bless the dishwashing crew. |
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| The Hungry Biker / Sausage Challenge |
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| This is the fish Gordon guts in the show open. It took an hour to film and only seconds of it were shown on screen... but the stench was omnipresent. |
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| The Block Party before the kids arrived |
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| Graham entertains the crew |
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| The only writing instruction Gordon gave me was "Jonathan, keep the scripts short and sweet — like your cock!" |
