tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26085298420979426602024-03-05T06:44:40.074-08:00JonathanBourne.comJonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.comBlogger224125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-38239384419405580862021-11-02T06:00:00.001-07:002021-11-04T17:35:27.216-07:00THAT'S HOT<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1981" height="600" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm-MBbEKJ56HnXC2yAf-dZqPm3Yn6BteWAM2GdhnDbj9KTPy7eNbiR5TGwCda3XVgJ1DHpnKyXgLJ5WrBznikPe-WxnlEKWPfPEKxPBIxeqFXNEoDJaQq9k2ChtMzSRQgS1JpdzMjz2N81/s600/Cool+Lava.JPG" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">Cool — lava!</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm-MBbEKJ56HnXC2yAf-dZqPm3Yn6BteWAM2GdhnDbj9KTPy7eNbiR5TGwCda3XVgJ1DHpnKyXgLJ5WrBznikPe-WxnlEKWPfPEKxPBIxeqFXNEoDJaQq9k2ChtMzSRQgS1JpdzMjz2N81/s2048/Cool+Lava.JPG" style="clear: left; display: block; float: left; padding: 1em 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></a></div>Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-25044535794265018162021-11-01T05:00:00.003-07:002021-11-04T17:32:28.362-07:00HOPE IS THE GRAY THING<p> </p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8qS27NeNV54/YYR6j1Fmz8I/AAAAAAAASzQ/2jrVb5xQ7iIq998BgCi3Fgr0fYSrV0PPQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2016/New%2BHope%2BGray.JPG" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2016" data-original-width="1962" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8qS27NeNV54/YYR6j1Fmz8I/AAAAAAAASzQ/2jrVb5xQ7iIq998BgCi3Fgr0fYSrV0PPQCLcBGAsYHQ/w622-h640/New%2BHope%2BGray.JPG" width="622" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">Gray, the traditional color of hope</span></td></tr></tbody></table><p></p><div style="text-align: center;">a</div><p></p>Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-67562631396788671012021-02-16T14:02:00.003-08:002021-11-04T17:41:29.525-07:00CREMAINS OF THE DAY<p> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H52RAPvluPk/YCxB1a9fYbI/AAAAAAAAQ7M/OB8LLXmdONkdoCuTMjKU2QD6tJwRYHyygCLcBGAsYHQ/s2000/BLOG%2BCremated%2BRemains.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2000" data-original-width="2000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H52RAPvluPk/YCxB1a9fYbI/AAAAAAAAQ7M/OB8LLXmdONkdoCuTMjKU2QD6tJwRYHyygCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h640/BLOG%2BCremated%2BRemains.jpg" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">Roll of 100?!</span></td></tr></tbody></table><br /></p>Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-11531458275245959692021-01-19T18:17:00.003-08:002021-01-19T18:17:19.362-08:00ADVANTAGE: OXYMORON<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-McgcL69WVns/YAeSl3AhDLI/AAAAAAAAPdQ/WyPlxLgGpVwVyeTiH7H7uTXRxfQEebMrQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/mini%2Bjumbo.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1164" data-original-width="2048" height="364" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-McgcL69WVns/YAeSl3AhDLI/AAAAAAAAPdQ/WyPlxLgGpVwVyeTiH7H7uTXRxfQEebMrQCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h364/mini%2Bjumbo.png" width="640" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-29943739713638570902020-09-20T17:29:00.002-07:002020-09-20T17:31:27.583-07:00BEFORE TONIGHT<p></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I43g3lrSZQ8/X2fzAVvvpbI/AAAAAAAAPTs/sd1PST1siB0OuQ9uTDYdF2IUq4XGbk1zACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Blog%2BLate%2BNight%2BFallon%2Bjoke%2B2.jpg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1338" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I43g3lrSZQ8/X2fzAVvvpbI/AAAAAAAAPTs/sd1PST1siB0OuQ9uTDYdF2IUq4XGbk1zACLcBGAsYHQ/w418-h640/Blog%2BLate%2BNight%2BFallon%2Bjoke%2B2.jpg" width="418" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">Finally got around to reading Bill Carter's <i>The War For Late Night</i>. <br />I was amused that the example Carter uses to show that <br />Jimmy Fallon could sometimes be edgy is a joke I wrote <br />for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.</span></td></tr></tbody></table><br /> <p></p>Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-17551029672552760022020-07-02T23:00:00.002-07:002020-09-20T17:32:30.714-07:00PICTURE INSURANCE FRAUD<p></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FZJKJXcFQHk/XzYbgz_jzxI/AAAAAAAANeE/lPWN88h3WV0M_EC011C7h3s8sS0_zvAUACLcBGAsYHQ/s2000/fraud.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2000" data-original-width="2000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FZJKJXcFQHk/XzYbgz_jzxI/AAAAAAAANeE/lPWN88h3WV0M_EC011C7h3s8sS0_zvAUACLcBGAsYHQ/s640/fraud.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">The Getty Image for "Insurance Fraud" <br />is a sticky note upon which someone has written <br />"Insurance FRAUD."</span></td></tr></tbody></table> <p></p>Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-22072445325118279652020-04-10T06:00:00.000-07:002020-04-10T06:00:06.936-07:00IT TAKES TWO<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; 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<span style="font-size: 17px;">Imagine the conversation where Aaron tells the other member of the Duo his idea for the name of the act.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">This from a New York Times article...<br /> Buried way down in the piece — <br />Google was working on TELEPORTATION.</span></td></tr>
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-13532861268419570192020-01-05T23:00:00.000-08:002020-01-28T23:28:28.067-08:00DOG SHOW<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-8152538473090435562019-12-28T23:00:00.000-08:002020-01-25T22:12:17.692-08:00"NORMAL SIZED"<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">You know… "normal sized" corn tortillas.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">(This slogan is true both for Disneyland and The Plague.)</span></td></tr>
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-60714118622439783692019-07-13T06:00:00.000-07:002019-07-13T06:00:01.665-07:00PREMATURE<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">Is Maybelline's "Baby Lips" a moisturizing lip balm <b><u>for</u></b> babies?<br />Or is it for women who want their lips to be as kissably soft <b><u>as</u></b> a baby?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 17px;">Either way… yuck.</span></td></tr>
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-33276167858083873262019-07-12T06:00:00.000-07:002019-09-13T16:56:07.908-07:00BACON<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-60082118844894277072019-07-09T06:00:00.000-07:002019-07-09T06:00:02.678-07:00THE CROW<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">This is the balcony outside our offices. Some crows used to hang out there, so we started feeding them Cheetos. They loved them. </span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">After awhile, we got to know their personalities. One crow would mash the Cheetos with its feet first. This one would stack the Cheetos like cordwood in its beak and then fly off.</span></td></tr>
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-91350466423123842452019-07-08T12:00:00.000-07:002019-07-08T15:57:03.922-07:00SLICE OF LIFE<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">A friend remarked about how the plastic thing in the pizza box looks like a tiny table... </span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">…so I made a teensy tablecloth for it. Italian style: red and white.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">And then I made a puny pizza box for it.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">That's a mouthful!</span></td></tr>
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-42709322075730996252019-07-01T08:00:00.000-07:002019-07-01T15:02:16.412-07:00THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-36894734458193514022019-06-24T06:00:00.000-07:002019-06-24T22:06:08.190-07:00LISTEN WITH PREJUDICE VOL. 1<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">Of all the pan flute tribute albums to George Michael, this is one of the best.</span></td></tr>
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-50422240657643711492019-06-02T06:00:00.000-07:002019-07-01T20:13:30.817-07:00BIRD-B-Q<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">The birds let me know when I'm not using my barbecue often enough...</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">…by building a nest on it.</span></td></tr>
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<br />Jonathan Bournehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13874855112324001985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2608529842097942660.post-7303233899893740672019-05-30T06:00:00.000-07:002019-07-01T21:21:15.076-07:00SCOOT<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 17px;">In the city of Santa Monica, there's now a 20:1 ratio of e-scooters to people. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: 17px;">And 10% of both are always splayed out face down on the sidewalk.</span></td></tr>
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