While experimenting with various eight-letter words, I discovered that Nike prohibits certain words from appearing on its sneakers.
|Feel free to put the Republican nominee's name on your shoes...
|...but if you try to put the Democrat's name on 'em, Nike says "No, you can't!"
|Nike thinks GOD is good...
|...but JESUS isn't just all right with them.
|You can't put HITLER on your Air Jordans...
|...but they're fine if you're just a regular ol' NAZI.
|And they say "da" to STALIN.
|Wanna advocate for MURDER? Nike says, kill it!
|I think it would pair well with this SUICIDE sneaker.
|If you're more into blue collar crime, lace up the Air PERJURY!
|This is my favorite of all the words banned by NIKE.