Tuesday, November 15, 2011

THE SADDEST TOYS IN THE WORLD (PART 2)

Wow — 20,000 hits. I never knew I had that many bitter stalker ex-girlfriends. Thanks to you all!

The numbers say that one of my most popular posts was THE SADDEST TOYS IN THE WORLD, so in honor of the big 2-0, here's another installment.

I think this blue bear is distressed about her botched lip collagen procedure.

If this duck had a voice, it would be Edward G. Robinson. "Quack, see?"

Why so scared, sunflower?
Is it because you're named after a medication-free child birthing technique?