Monday, February 23, 2009


It's been awhile since we last looked at movie loglines as written by some bored employee over at TiVo. Here are a few new favorites.

Wait a minute — was that what the '60s series was about? Hippies and toxic waste?

Who can't relate?

I love this one not for the logline but for the title.

This movie is based on the book Marie Antoinette, not the person Marie Antoinette.
Do people really find "wet, juicy" butts appealing? Me, I prefer a dry butt.

I suppose they might have a unique viewpoint.

Another bizarre title. This job + "hole" porn title construct doesn't work with very many occupations, by the way. For example, "Lawyerholes" isn't very sexy.

Thursday, February 12, 2009


According to Sentry, this was one of their most Frequently Asked Questions. 
Which begs the question: if Sentry is frequently being asked why their safes 
open with a pen... that's... well, that's not a safe.