Saturday, November 21, 2009


Here is compendium of photos I have taken of depressed, anxious or angry stuffed animals.

Found at a Hallmark Store, here's a Christmas turtle that seems to be suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.

(If you don't adopt these Rescue Pets, are they put down with My First Intravenous Euthanasia Kit?)

This is the least carefree-looking unicorn I have ever seen.  And I have seen many a unicorn.

If you're looking for a murderously angry polar bear, FAO Schwartz is the place for you. 
The Mr. Bump doll has the distinction of being the only children’s toy that suffers from a traumatic head injury. 

This is a puppy dog doll. A puppy dog doll that was born with a disease whereby his skeleton is on the outside of his body.  Perhaps we should keep an eye on children who like playing with Skelanimals, the only stuffed animals with exoskeletons.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009


I took a look at a place on Sunset a few weekends ago. I suspect the owner might have resided there for a long, long time...