Saturday, November 21, 2009

THE SADDEST TOYS IN THE WORLD

Here is compendium of photos I have taken of depressed, anxious or angry stuffed animals.

Found at a Hallmark Store, here's a Christmas turtle that seems to be suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.




(If you don't adopt these Rescue Pets, are they put down with My First Intravenous Euthanasia Kit?)






This is the least carefree-looking unicorn I have ever seen.  And I have seen many a unicorn.


If you're looking for a murderously angry polar bear, FAO Schwartz is the place for you. 
The Mr. Bump doll has the distinction of being the only children’s toy that suffers from a traumatic head injury. 


This is a puppy dog doll. A puppy dog doll that was born with a disease whereby his skeleton is on the outside of his body.  Perhaps we should keep an eye on children who like playing with Skelanimals, the only stuffed animals with exoskeletons.
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3 comments:

  1. How have I never seen this before? If I don't get a Skelanimal for Christmas, then Santa doesn't exist! Signed, Anonymous Jen Scully.

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  2. I have a Skelanimal. :) I got it out of a claw-machine, and it's even a legit Skelanimal. I thought it would be a knock off. :p

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  3. So I'm sad because those are the only sdtuffed animals I have!

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