Saturday, October 31, 2015

HALLOWEEN 2015

Continuing my annual Halloween tradition: I put a sign on the door that says "TAKE ONE PLEASE" and and empty bag.

Putting the finishing touches on my Sia costume.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

RUNS FOR THE BORDER


"Let's give this take-out meal a name that hints at its future."

Sunday, October 11, 2015

TRICK AND TREAT

These Hostess Candy Corn Cupcakes contain no candy corn on or in them. This is a limited edition product, folks, so put a few away.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

STEP ONE

You know what else is "perfect for drunks"? AA.

THE S IS FOR SUPER…

Well, by definition... yeah.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

This breakfast cereal kinda looks more like Garlic Toast Crunch. 

Monday, October 5, 2015

SECOND BOURNE

Ever have one of those days when an anesthesiologist who's got the same name as you gets indicted for stealing Native American artifacts?

Thursday, October 1, 2015

FAIR ENOUGH

Here is your Chicago World's Fair (aka World's Columbian Exposition) Fun Fact of the day.

The song you may know as "The Snake Charmer Song" or "There's A Place In France Where The Naked Ladies Dance" (or many other names) is actually titled "The Streets of Cairo, or the Poor Little Country Maid" and made its debut at the Chicago World's Fair of 1893.

The original melody was written by World's Fair entertainment director Sol Bloom for use in an attraction called A Street in Cairo. (Bloom did not copyright the music; later songwriter James Thornton would added lyrics to the tune.)

But as popular and ubiquitous as the song would become, it was the accompanying dancing (introduced as "The Algerian Dancers of Morocco") that gained the most notoriety.

Among the performers was a Syrian woman named "Little Egypt" (Fahreda Mazar Spyropoulos) whose uncorseted torso articulating moves shocked the Victorian sensibilities of the day. In short order, her pseudonym would become synonymous for "belly dancer."

In addition to "belly dancing," people also referred to her act as "the shimmy and shake" and "the hoochy-coochy." It is said that her performance for Mark Twain at the Fair caused the great American humorist to suffer a heart attack.

Fahreda Mazar Spyropoulos was arrested by New York City police three years after the Fair. Newspaper reports claimed Little Egypt was dancing the the hoochy-coochy while in the nude at a stag party thrown by the grandson of circus legend P.T. Barnum.

Sol Bloom would later serve 14 terms in the U.S. House of Representatives.