Thursday, May 30, 2013

"DECORATIVE" IS ANOTHER WORD FOR "USELESS"

This wooden egg from West Elm is "for decorative use only." So don't go trying to make a Denver omelet with it, okay?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

PEPPER POTBELLIED

Found at my local Hallmark — this fat Iron Man doll. I can't decide whether this looks like Tony Stark ate too many Chocodiles or just had a bad allergic reaction to shellfish.