Monday, June 15, 2015

YOU'RE KILLING ME

Come on, CNN — you gotta say "Spoiler Alert!"

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

SHOE IN

A display at the Nike Store. So... I shouldn't buy their shoes?

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Friday, June 5, 2015

METALLIC-UH?

Well then what is the Titanium Series coated with?!

Thursday, June 4, 2015

BUTTON DOWN

If you're a woman, you might think this is a pictogram of Jesus' halo finger. But if you're a man, you'll recognize it as the silver button on top of some urinals. What I've always found funny about this flush button is that the manufacturer felt the button itself was not self-explanatory enough so they added the pictogram. And stranger still, the finger presses a button — but it's not the shape of the flush button.