Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

PIZZA BUCKET LIST


Took a break from NY style… for some Jersey style.

Monday, May 6, 2019

TO THE EXTREME

Bro, I caught some extreme air this weekend, bro.

Sunday, May 5, 2019

Saturday, May 4, 2019

GOOD TASTE

It's the food event of the year: Taste Of The Nation

For paying with your Citi card, you get a bamboo cutting board and free drinks at the Citi lounge.

Some of the drinks in the lounge were orbs. This was a vodka glob.

¡Paella from José!

A crab tostada or something

A delicious slice of steak

There were a lot of gourmet tacos.

The portions were bite-sized, and the utensils were adorable.

Some beers from Duvel. Which means "devil"!

We all of us got very full.

Saturday, April 20, 2019

THIS IS JERUSALEM

For those celebrating Passover at Coachella… the tradition is that the four questions are to be asked by the most childish gambino.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

THIS JUST IN?

Why are you asking me? YOU'RE THE NEWS!

Sunday, April 14, 2019

SWEET HOME CHICAGO

Greetings From Beantown!

Cubs fan screamed "TAKE THAT HAT OFF!" to someone at Wrigley. I thought he was harassing a woman in a hijab, but it turns out he was just yelling at a guy in a White Sox cap.

Decided to see how hard it would be to find the people who were drinking and 'gramming in front of us at the game. Surprisingly not that difficult.

Me and my Rally Monkey left the Friendly Confines a little early.

Real original, Frank.


Shitloads of culture at the Cultural Center


Sweet Home Chicago


Friday, March 15, 2019

THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART

When my mother leaves the house, her dog runs to a 
serendipitously-placed window and stands there, staring and crying.

We should all be so lucky to have someone who cares that much about us.

Sunday, March 3, 2019

SHELL SHOCK

What do you dip fried egg egg chips in, bacon dip?

Saturday, February 2, 2019

DUMPLING DAY

Our li'l dumplings

Rainbow Dumplings 
(made with natural rainbow flavor)

Friday, January 25, 2019

ALL THE RAGE

By day, it's a Public Storage. By night...

Thursday, January 24, 2019

Friday, January 18, 2019

WHAT'S PLAN B?

To be honest, I'm not in good enough shape to plan for either of these.

Sunday, January 13, 2019

DEAD ANTS DEAD ANTS

The first thousand ant bites will knock you back a bit, 
but it's those last 50 or so that really do you in.

Friday, January 11, 2019

HOW DOMAINING

Cash-strapped because of the government shutdown, Ted Cruz is forced to sell his website.

Thursday, January 10, 2019

COKE IS (not) IT

You can customize your Coca-Cola bottle with any name… well, almost any.

Thursday, January 3, 2019