Saturday, July 13, 2019

PREMATURE

Is Maybelline's "Baby Lips" a moisturizing lip balm for babies?
Or is it for women who want their lips to be as kissably soft as a baby?

Either way… yuck.

Thursday, July 11, 2019

OH, WHAT A WORLD!

Seems like a modern-day re-telling of The Wizard Of Oz — 
the journey from Scientology to Linoleum City.

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

THE CROW

This is the balcony outside our offices. Some crows used to hang out there, so we started feeding them Cheetos. They loved them. 
After awhile, we got to know their personalities. One crow would mash the Cheetos with its feet first. This one would stack the Cheetos like cordwood in its beak and then fly off.

Monday, July 8, 2019

SLICE OF LIFE

A friend remarked about how the plastic thing in the pizza box looks like a tiny table... 
…so I made a teensy tablecloth for it. Italian style: red and white.

And then I made a puny pizza box for it.

That's a mouthful!

Monday, June 24, 2019

LISTEN WITH PREJUDICE VOL. 1

Of all the pan flute tribute albums to George Michael, this is one of the best.

Thursday, June 13, 2019

FIRED UP

                              You: "Where is the fire exting—"
                              Me: "Look, a sign!"

Sunday, June 2, 2019

BIRD-B-Q

The birds let me know when I'm not using my barbecue often enough...

…by building a nest on it.

Thursday, May 30, 2019

SCOOT

In the city of Santa Monica, there's now a 20:1 ratio of e-scooters to people. 
And 10% of both are always splayed out face down on the sidewalk.

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

UNLIMITED*

Apparently, Verizon doesn't quite grasp the concept of the word "unlimited."

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

PIZZA BUCKET LIST


Took a break from NY style… for some Jersey style.

Monday, May 6, 2019

TO THE EXTREME

Bro, I caught some extreme air this weekend, bro.

Sunday, May 5, 2019

Saturday, May 4, 2019

GOOD TASTE

It's the food event of the year: Taste Of The Nation

For paying with your Citi card, you get a bamboo cutting board and free drinks at the Citi lounge.

Some of the drinks in the lounge were orbs. This was a vodka glob.

¡Paella from José!

A crab tostada or something

A delicious slice of steak

There were a lot of gourmet tacos.

The portions were bite-sized, and the utensils were adorable.

Some beers from Duvel. Which means "devil"!

We all of us got very full.

Saturday, April 20, 2019

THIS IS JERUSALEM

For those celebrating Passover at Coachella… the tradition is that the four questions are to be asked by the most childish gambino.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

THIS JUST IN?

Why are you asking me? YOU'RE THE NEWS!

Sunday, April 14, 2019

SWEET HOME CHICAGO

Greetings From Beantown!

Cubs fan screamed "TAKE THAT HAT OFF!" to someone at Wrigley. I thought he was harassing a woman in a hijab, but it turns out he was just yelling at a guy in a White Sox cap.

Decided to see how hard it would be to find the people who were drinking and 'gramming in front of us at the game. Surprisingly not that difficult.

Me and my Rally Monkey left the Friendly Confines a little early.

Real original, Frank.


Shitloads of culture at the Cultural Center


Sweet Home Chicago