In the movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Jane Lynch's character Paula tells Andy (Steve Carell) that her former Guatemalan gardner / lover Javier once serenaded her with a "beautiful old Guatemalan love song" which went like this:
No encuentro nada.
Donde va con tanta prisa?
Al partido de futbol.
For those of wondering about the English translation, it's roughly:
Whenever they clean my room
I can find nothing.
Where are you going in such a hurry?
To a soccer game.
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