Italians love their Vespas.
There are only two things they love more — and I have combined them to create a product that would be a million-dollar best-seller in Italy: a cell phone you can smoke.
The dome of St. Peter's Basilica and the dome of my head
"Great news — you got the cleaning/restoring St. Peter's gig!
Um... how do you feel about heights?"
Cleanliness is next to godliness