Friday, July 30, 2010

I AM WHITE AND VERY AFFECTIONATE

I recently found a bunch of online dating profiles I'd saved for pure enjoyment.

Here is the profile of "candycute1."

Highlights:

"My Body looks Good and I am white and very Affectionate."


"I like going to church but not that i am nonely i am sad to go to church with no man with me."


"Well i am Dropped out of School but i wish to go more sooner."


"...like gisting with my lover but not yet found"



Wednesday, July 21, 2010

BLIGHTY 2012

Recently, the London Olympic Committee revealed their mascots that go by the names of Wanker and Blinkered (or something like that).



I'm not sure what these things are -- they look like two metallic butt plugs -- but I am certain that they're the worst Olympic mascots of all time.

They're a particularly big letdown when compared to Vancouver 2010's Quatchi, the greatest Olympic mascot in history.



The official London 2012 Olympic online store has already started selling collectable pins with the zig heiling Wanker and Blinkered.

In fact, they're selling lots of different types of pins. Pins for Olympic events, a pin with a double decker bus on it, a pin with a Buckingham Palace guard.

And then there's tea.

If you like tea, you've got eight choices of Olympic tea pins:



But if you want to know that the chaps on the London 2012 Olympic committee really think of their city, consider that they've manufactured no less than seven pins celebrating Blighty's inclement weather:



Even the sunny day pin has an umbrella on it!
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

SHOW ME THE LOVE AND THE FEELINGS

I recently found a bunch of online dating profiles I'd saved for pure enjoyment.

Here is the profile of "Neski."

Highlights:

"I wait for you love washing come and make me the happiest girl on light, show me the love and the feelings!!!"

"I adore to happen on the nature."

"I very much like green color as it is the color of love, and I very romantic person. When it is raining outside my beloved would be would be desirable me that nearby, but it while is not present, but I am assured, that soon it I will find."



Friday, July 16, 2010