|Here's a weird symptom on WebMD's "Symptom Checker."|
|"Yeah, Doc, I'm having difficulty swallowing... |
and I've noticed it gets worse every time I drink a big glass of poison."
|That means Leno gets Alba on Monday night...|
|...but Conan won't have her on the couch until Tuesday.|
|Just what exactly is that person doing with that baby and the Q-Tip? Poking its eye out?|
|Ah, it's the age-old story. On Lifetime.|
Be careful not to confuse the ASSraelis with the POLEstinians.
|Their appetites... for sausage pizza?|
|Finally — a Henny Yougman reference in a porn title!|
|On this day in 2004, I walked out the door of the live daily talk show On Air With Ryan Seacrest and never returned.|
I spent my first few weeks writing material that was rejected by one of the EPs as being "too funny." I still have memos from him with that comment. (I imagined the viewer sitting in front of the TV set laughing... and then saying "Christ, this is too funny - I gotta change the channel!")
The relentless schedule was brutal. It wasn't long before many good people started going insane — this is supervising producer Michael Weinberg at the precise moment he lost his mind.
|Reena took this — one of my all-time favorite photos.|
|The walls of hot dog restaurant Diggity Dog are covered with drawings by children of dogs. This is my favorite — a barking hot dog. I wonder what this child thinks is in his Diggity Dog.|
|Here are a few shots from Jen's houseboat — she lives on a boat! (Well, sometimes.)|
|I chose not to find out what an "Ichiroll" tastes like.|