Monday, December 10, 2018

NEGATIVE SPACE

I can't figure out if this is good news or bad news what with the triple negatives.

Friday, November 9, 2018

SPARKLING CLEAN

After LUSH sells you bath shit loaded with glitter, 
do they then sell you some bath shit that gets rid of it?

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Saturday, November 3, 2018

Saturday, September 1, 2018

YELLOW CARD

I saw this thing at a vintage/antiques store. What is it?

Seriously, what in the world is it?

SUPER BAD BOYFRIEND

In the 1978 Superman movie, Superman let the love of his life get buried alive because of a promise he made to his mortal enemy's secretary.

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Saturday, August 25, 2018

HOLD IT

This is the only seat at the LA Memorial Coliseum that has a cup holder.



(if you think this is funny, maybe you'd love the t-shirts at TVsauce.com)

Thursday, August 23, 2018

ROGUE DUMPLINGS

Y'all come out and see my band, The Rogue Dumplings.

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Friday, May 18, 2018

THERE'S AN APP FOR WHAT?

See what's in your mailbox at any time BY OPENING YOUR MAILBOX.

#IRONY

#irony

Saturday, May 12, 2018

TOP DOG

Instead of sitting on the couch, our crazy dog likes to sit on top of it.


Snoopy sleeps on his doghouse, and this pup sleeps on the back of a couch.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION

A candy store next to a Jenny Craig in Round Rock, Texas