It's been awhile since we last looked at movie loglines
as written by some bored employee over at TiVo. Here are a few new favorites.
|Wait a minute — was that what the '60s series was about? Hippies and toxic waste?|
|Who can't relate?|
|I love this one not for the logline but for the title.|
|This movie is based on the book Marie Antoinette, not the person Marie Antoinette.|
|Do people really find "wet, juicy" butts appealing? Me, I prefer a dry butt.
|I suppose they might have a unique viewpoint.
|Another bizarre title.
This job + "hole" porn title construct doesn't work with very many occupations,
by the way. For example, "Lawyerholes" isn't very sexy.|