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| A candy store next to a Jenny Craig in Round Rock, Texas |
Sunday, April 1, 2018
Tuesday, October 31, 2017
TRICK
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| Continuing my annual Halloween tradition: taping an empty bag of candy to my door with a sign that reads "Take One Please." |
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Saturday, May 6, 2017
Friday, April 7, 2017
UNFOLLOW
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| I have no interest in purchasing Twitter followers... but if I did, I'd be unlikely to buy them through someone with 34 Twitter followers. |
Monday, March 27, 2017
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
Awhile back I was a writer on a cooking competition show. I wrote this line for the host:
"They say everything’s bigger in Texas, and this chili is no exception. It’s got 684 calories per serving – but the biggest problem is that half of them are from fat!"
A studio executive on the show gave the following note:
"Might not go over big with our Texas stations… omit Texas negative."
"They say everything’s bigger in Texas, and this chili is no exception. It’s got 684 calories per serving – but the biggest problem is that half of them are from fat!"
A studio executive on the show gave the following note:
"Might not go over big with our Texas stations… omit Texas negative."
Saturday, March 25, 2017
Saturday, February 25, 2017
WITH ROD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
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| This painting is entitled "Don't Poke Jesus With A Stick." |
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| Nice hat. |
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Sunday, February 19, 2017
HOORAY FOR SPORT!
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| This is a great shirt for folks who love basketball... but aren't ready to commit to any one particular team. |
Sunday, January 8, 2017
Sunday, December 11, 2016
RESPECT
At the website HandsOfRespect.com, you can purchase a pair of lapel pins designed by comic book creator Stan Lee. Each pin depicts a handshake between a black and white hand; above the hands is the word "Respect." Cost: $10.
The website features a message from Lee:
I wrote to Stan Lee's publicist Jerry Olivarez — who is also listed as the Executive Director of Hands of Respect — and to Dawn Miller, Stan Lee's personal PR agent asking the simple question: "Is Hands of Respect a for-profit or non-profit organization?" Neither replied.
I tweeted at the @HandsRespect twitter account and received this vague statement:
Meantime, on the Hands of Respect website is a link to theStream.tv's "Agents of Marvel" show, where hosts Madison Brunoehler, Clement J Bryant and Tatiana Hullender reveal that many police departments are buying a lot of these pins. Officers will wear them on their lapels. Where do police departments get the money to buy all these pins? That would be your tax dollars at work.
12/12 UPDATE:
@HandsRespect deleted the tweet where they claim to have given money from pin sales to L.E.A.D. That's not a good sign.
12/13 UPDATE:
I checked today, and it does not appear that Hands of Respect is a registered charity in the State of California.
Also, it does not appear that Hands of Respect is a registered tax-exempt organization with the IRS.
On the Letters of Support page of the Hands of Respect website is a letter that references Guy Swanger, the Chief of Police of Concord, California. I contacted Chief Swanger to ask him about his association with Hands of Respect. He replied today:
L.E.A.D. also confirmed that so far they have not received any money from Respect pin sales (though they expect to at some point in the future). So when Hands of Respect tweeted (and then deleted) that money from pin sales had been donated to multiple non-profit organizations including L.E.A.D., that wasn't really true.
By the way, Law Enforcement Against Drugs is a New Jersey-based organization that primarily focuses on going into schools and warning students about the dangers of drugs, tobacco and alcohol. That's a great goal, a noble goal. People should support that non-profit organization! But remember: the Hands of Respect Initiative's goal is to foster respect between police officers and the African-American community, so it seems like there would be more appropriate organizations to achieve this end. (How about Black Lives Matter, for starters?)
The helpful and forthcoming person at L.E.A.D. also answered the question that Hands of Respect so far has not: "They [Hands of Respect] are a for-profit company."
If true, this means although they have partnered with at least one non-profit (L.E.A.D.), Hands of Respect is not a charity or non-profit.
If you buy a pin expecting your money to be used for the stated intent of fostering better relations between the police and the African-American community, that's not necessarily what's going to happen to your ten dollars. If this is true, someone is is going to get rich from all those pins that children and adult Avengers fans are buying at ComiCons and online.
Even ickier is the fact that according to the "Agents of Marvel" video on Hands of Respect's website, tax-payer dollars are being used to purchase these pins for police officers.
So what does this all mean?
Let's just put it this way — let's say you wanted to make a lot of money. One way to do it would be to create a item like a "Kick Cancer" bracelet and tell people that its purpose was to help fight leukemia. So people buy it thinking that their money was going towards that goal.
And then let's say you managed to secure a government contract — getting schools to order thousands of Kick Cancer bracelets to be worn by teachers. If each teacher has to wear one, you could make a lot of money on your Kick Cancer bracelets.
And since your organization is a for-profit company, all the money you're getting from ordinary people who bought the Kick Cancer bracelets — and from schools who used tax-payer money to buy them for teachers — well... you can just put most (or even all) of that money right into your pocket.
Maybe you tell yourself that just by getting people to wear the Kick Cancer bracelets, you've helped "raise awareness for this important issue." But really what you've done is trick people into giving you money for a cheap piece of jewelry.
Is that what's going on here? Hard to say. We don't have a lot of facts, and the ones we do have aren't so great. Hopefully Hands of Respect will become more transparent soon.
The website features a message from Lee:
Listen up, True Believer. Here’s how YOU can be a real life superhero! Join me in inspiring RESPECT FOR ALL! I’ve designed this RESPECT PIN! Two hand clasped together under the word “RESPECT,” signifying unity. Isn’t that what America’s all about? With every pin ordered you’ll get one FREE to give to a friend, to help spread our vital message.Nowhere on the website is there any specific indication as to where your ten dollars goes.
I wrote to Stan Lee's publicist Jerry Olivarez — who is also listed as the Executive Director of Hands of Respect — and to Dawn Miller, Stan Lee's personal PR agent asking the simple question: "Is Hands of Respect a for-profit or non-profit organization?" Neither replied.
I tweeted at the @HandsRespect twitter account and received this vague statement:
HandsOfRespect is partnering with multiple non profit organizations to bridge the gap between law enforcement and communityI responded:
Link to names of those "orgs"? And what % of the $ goes to these orgs? Kids are giving you their money — be transparent.Several hours later this response came in:
Thank you for challenging important questions. The website anticipates reconstruction which will provide full transparency.I followed up by retweeting a photo of some kids holding up Hands of Respect pins and asking the question:
Kids like these have given you money. Can you name at least one of the "multiple non profit orgs" who you've given it to?It took awhile until they responded, but they finally gave a name:
The initiative is still in infancy, and is continually building partnerships one is L.E.A.D (Law Enforcement Against Drugs).I contacted L.E.A.D. asking how much money they're received (if any) from the Hands of Respect Initiative. I'll update when/if I receive a reply.
Meantime, on the Hands of Respect website is a link to theStream.tv's "Agents of Marvel" show, where hosts Madison Brunoehler, Clement J Bryant and Tatiana Hullender reveal that many police departments are buying a lot of these pins. Officers will wear them on their lapels. Where do police departments get the money to buy all these pins? That would be your tax dollars at work.
12/12 UPDATE:
@HandsRespect deleted the tweet where they claim to have given money from pin sales to L.E.A.D. That's not a good sign.
12/13 UPDATE:
I checked today, and it does not appear that Hands of Respect is a registered charity in the State of California.
Also, it does not appear that Hands of Respect is a registered tax-exempt organization with the IRS.
On the Letters of Support page of the Hands of Respect website is a letter that references Guy Swanger, the Chief of Police of Concord, California. I contacted Chief Swanger to ask him about his association with Hands of Respect. He replied today:
The Concord has not and will not receive any funds from the sales of the hands of Respect lapel pins.I tried getting in touch with Law Enforcement Against Drugs again today — they're the organization that Hands of Respect claimed to be giving Respect pin funds to... in a Tweet that they later deleted. This time I contacted L.E.A.D. through their Facebook page, and to their credit they responded quickly, saying that they "just signed the contract" with Hands of Respect. Hands of Respect has been collecting money from people since at least July.
L.E.A.D. also confirmed that so far they have not received any money from Respect pin sales (though they expect to at some point in the future). So when Hands of Respect tweeted (and then deleted) that money from pin sales had been donated to multiple non-profit organizations including L.E.A.D., that wasn't really true.
By the way, Law Enforcement Against Drugs is a New Jersey-based organization that primarily focuses on going into schools and warning students about the dangers of drugs, tobacco and alcohol. That's a great goal, a noble goal. People should support that non-profit organization! But remember: the Hands of Respect Initiative's goal is to foster respect between police officers and the African-American community, so it seems like there would be more appropriate organizations to achieve this end. (How about Black Lives Matter, for starters?)
The helpful and forthcoming person at L.E.A.D. also answered the question that Hands of Respect so far has not: "They [Hands of Respect] are a for-profit company."
If true, this means although they have partnered with at least one non-profit (L.E.A.D.), Hands of Respect is not a charity or non-profit.
If you buy a pin expecting your money to be used for the stated intent of fostering better relations between the police and the African-American community, that's not necessarily what's going to happen to your ten dollars. If this is true, someone is is going to get rich from all those pins that children and adult Avengers fans are buying at ComiCons and online.
Even ickier is the fact that according to the "Agents of Marvel" video on Hands of Respect's website, tax-payer dollars are being used to purchase these pins for police officers.
So what does this all mean?
Let's just put it this way — let's say you wanted to make a lot of money. One way to do it would be to create a item like a "Kick Cancer" bracelet and tell people that its purpose was to help fight leukemia. So people buy it thinking that their money was going towards that goal.
And then let's say you managed to secure a government contract — getting schools to order thousands of Kick Cancer bracelets to be worn by teachers. If each teacher has to wear one, you could make a lot of money on your Kick Cancer bracelets.
And since your organization is a for-profit company, all the money you're getting from ordinary people who bought the Kick Cancer bracelets — and from schools who used tax-payer money to buy them for teachers — well... you can just put most (or even all) of that money right into your pocket.
Maybe you tell yourself that just by getting people to wear the Kick Cancer bracelets, you've helped "raise awareness for this important issue." But really what you've done is trick people into giving you money for a cheap piece of jewelry.
Is that what's going on here? Hard to say. We don't have a lot of facts, and the ones we do have aren't so great. Hopefully Hands of Respect will become more transparent soon.
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Saturday, November 19, 2016
Saturday, October 8, 2016
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
Friday, September 30, 2016
WITHDRAWAL
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| Three lines? A talk bubble with a plus in it? A flag? Come on, Chase Bank. Use your words! |
Thursday, September 29, 2016
PEPSI CHALLENGED
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| I can't decide whether Pepsi 1893 tastes like cola-favored medicine or medicine-flavored cola. |
Monday, September 5, 2016
Friday, September 2, 2016
THE BREAKFAST OF CHALDEANS
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| Get your day started out right with a breakfast that's really, really old! |
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Sunday, August 28, 2016
Thursday, August 11, 2016
GAME SHOW GANG pub quiz podcast
For years, my longtime friend and fellow game show veteran Doug Shaffer and I barnstormed bar trivia nights throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Earlier this year, Doug proposed an idea: what if we created a pub quiz podcast? So that's exactly what we did.
The Game Show Gang Pub Quiz Podcast is a 30-45 minute weekly show that's like bar trivia that you can play wherever and whenever you want. We're gonna do 10 episodes for this first season and then see how it goes.
It's available on iTunes and Stitcher and wherever else pods are cast.
Check it out here:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-show-gang-pub-quiz-podcast/id1111790171?mt=2
Thanks and enjoy!
The Game Show Gang Pub Quiz Podcast is a 30-45 minute weekly show that's like bar trivia that you can play wherever and whenever you want. We're gonna do 10 episodes for this first season and then see how it goes.
It's available on iTunes and Stitcher and wherever else pods are cast.
Check it out here:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-show-gang-pub-quiz-podcast/id1111790171?mt=2
Thanks and enjoy!
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Saturday, June 18, 2016
WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
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| 10 years ago this would have seemed rude; today it's probably seen as old fashioned. |
Sunday, June 12, 2016
TONY TONY TONY
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| The Tony Awards honor events that happen on a few blocks in NYC. It's like if there were a national TV show crowning The Best Blackjack Dealer In Las Vegas. |
Saturday, June 4, 2016
Sunday, May 29, 2016
POTTER? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
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| I bought the cheapest wand they had at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. (The Stanley Shunpike: $28) |
Thursday, May 26, 2016
I SCREAM
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| I'm not sure if I could explain Twitter to my 10-year-old self, but he'd be PSYCHED to be Followed by Carvel Ice Cream |
Saturday, May 21, 2016
Monday, May 9, 2016
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
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| You were there for me every single day, instilling me with your morals and values. Happy Mothers Day! |
Friday, April 22, 2016
Monday, April 18, 2016
Friday, April 15, 2016
Friday, March 25, 2016
Friday, March 18, 2016
Sunday, March 13, 2016
Friday, March 4, 2016
Friday, February 19, 2016
Sunday, January 17, 2016
KIND OF BLUE: VOLUME 2
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| Remember this beauty? The bullpen car — what a time saver! |
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| The Dodgers have got baggage. |
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| Not violating Rule 3.17. |
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| Penned in. |
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| I found their seed stash. |
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| You can stick your real finger inside of this fake finger. (I suspect this is a fetish of M.C. Escher.) |
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