BAD MATCH

Yipes, Match Game

PIZZA BUCKET LIST

Took a break from NY style… for some Jersey style.

TO THE EXTREME

Bro, I caught some extreme air this weekend, bro.

TRUE KNOWLEDGE EXISTS IN KNOWING THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING.

I was planning to matriculate at Platotronics but...

GOOD TASTE

It's the food event of the year: Taste Of The Nation

For paying with your Citi card, you get a bamboo cutting board and free drinks at the Citi lounge.

Some of the drinks in the lounge were orbs. This was a vodka glob.

¡Paella from José!

A crab tostada or something

A delicious slice of steak

There were a lot of gourmet tacos.

The portions were bite-sized, and the utensils were adorable.

Some beers from Duvel. Which means "devil"!

We all of us got very full.

สวัสดีปีใหม่ FROM THE SONGKRAN FESTIVAL

THIS IS JERUSALEM

For those celebrating Passover at Coachella… the tradition is that the four questions are to be asked by the most childish gambino.

THIS JUST IN?

Why are you asking me? YOU'RE THE NEWS!

SWEET HOME CHICAGO

Greetings From Beantown!

Cubs fan screamed "TAKE THAT HAT OFF!" to someone at Wrigley. I thought he was harassing a woman in a hijab, but it turns out he was just yelling at a guy in a White Sox cap.

Decided to see how hard it would be to find the people who were drinking and 'gramming in front of us at the game. Surprisingly not that difficult.

Me and my Rally Monkey left the Friendly Confines a little early.

Real original, Frank.

Shitloads of culture at the Cultural Center

Sweet Home Chicago

PEAK SUPERBLOOM!

It must have taken forever to plant all these!

THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART

When my mother leaves the house, her dog runs to a 
serendipitously-placed window and stands there, staring and crying.

We should all be so lucky to have someone who cares that much about us.

SHELL SHOCK

What do you dip fried egg egg chips in, bacon dip?

DUMPLING DAY

Our li'l dumplings

Rainbow Dumplings 
(made with natural rainbow flavor)

ALL THE RAGE

By day, it's a Public Storage. By night...

HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF DECENCY...?

…No? Great — then move ahead 2 spaces!

WHAT'S PLAN B?

To be honest, I'm not in good enough shape to plan for either of these.

DEAD ANTS DEAD ANTS

The first thousand ant bites will knock you back a bit, 
but it's those last 50 or so that really do you in.

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION

HOW DOMAINING

Cash-strapped because of the government shutdown, Ted Cruz is forced to sell his website.

COKE IS (not) IT

You can customize your Coca-Cola bottle with any name… well, almost any.

UNDER… WHERE?

What… is this a picture of?