|Cool — lava!|
Tuesday, November 2, 2021
Monday, November 1, 2021
HOPE IS THE GRAY THING
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Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
Sunday, September 20, 2020
|Finally got around to reading Bill Carter's The War For Late Night. |
I was amused that the example Carter uses to show that
Jimmy Fallon could sometimes be edgy is a joke I wrote
for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.
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Thursday, July 2, 2020
PICTURE INSURANCE FRAUD
|The Getty Image for "Insurance Fraud" |
is a sticky note upon which someone has written
Friday, April 10, 2020
IT TAKES TWO
Imagine the conversation where Aaron tells the other member of the Duo his idea for the name of the act.
Friday, January 17, 2020
BURYING THE LEDE
|This from a New York Times article...|
Buried way down in the piece —
Google was working on TELEPORTATION.
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Sunday, January 5, 2020
|A big dog or maybe a small horse?|
|Some big ol' poodle|
|The Hound Group|
Saturday, December 28, 2019
Monday, December 23, 2019
|The Haunted Mansion at Christmas — skull wreaths!|
|(This slogan is true both for Disneyland and The Plague.)|
|It's a Small Christmasy World|
|The threat of rain kept park-goers away |
but that led to this delightful Splash Mountain photo.
|Apparently, the Millennium Falcon uses Owens Corning pink insulation.|
|And Space Mountain is held together with slotted screws. |
Not even Phillips head!
|The view through a window|
Friday, October 25, 2019
THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART
Thursday, September 12, 2019
|The printer wasn't working right, so I took the entire thing apart. |
After monkeying around with it, it works better.
The problem must have been these 7 screws…
which were left over after I put it back together.
Wednesday, September 4, 2019
GESTAPO THE CLOCK!
|When you want your house to have that Nazi submarine vibe… |
Pottery Barn's got you covered with their $189 U-Boat clock.
Sunday, September 1, 2019
TOMATOES & POTATOES & BRUSSELS SPROUTS & GARLIC & ONIONS & ROSEMARY
|Tomatoes and garlic|
|Brussels sprouts, potatoes, and rosemary|
|Added some onions and EVOO|
Wednesday, August 7, 2019
OF THEE ICING
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HAVE YOU HEARD?
Saturday, July 13, 2019
|Is Maybelline's "Baby Lips" a moisturizing lip balm for babies?|
Or is it for women who want their lips to be as kissably soft as a baby?
Either way… yuck.
Labels: stupid products
Friday, July 12, 2019
Tuesday, July 9, 2019
|This is the balcony outside our offices. Some crows used to hang out there, so we started feeding them Cheetos. They loved them.|
|After awhile, we got to know their personalities. One crow would mash the Cheetos with its feet first. This one would stack the Cheetos like cordwood in its beak and then fly off.|
Monday, July 8, 2019
SLICE OF LIFE
|A friend remarked about how the plastic thing in the pizza box looks like a tiny table...|
|…so I made a teensy tablecloth for it. Italian style: red and white.|
|And then I made a puny pizza box for it.|
|That's a mouthful!|
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Monday, July 1, 2019
Monday, June 24, 2019
LISTEN WITH PREJUDICE VOL. 1
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