PREMATURE

Is Maybelline's "Baby Lips" a moisturizing lip balm for babies?
Or is it for women who want their lips to be as kissably soft as a baby?
Either way… yuck.

COCO DREAMS OF BEING A BACON-WRAPPED DOG

OH, WHAT A WORLD!

Seems like a modern-day re-telling of The Wizard Of Oz — 
the journey from Scientology to Linoleum City.

THE CROW

This is the balcony outside our offices. Some crows used to hang out there, so we started feeding them Cheetos. They loved them. 

After awhile, we got to know their personalities. One crow would mash the Cheetos with its feet first. This one would stack the Cheetos like cordwood in its beak and then fly off.

SLICE OF LIFE

A friend remarked about how the plastic thing in the pizza box looks like a tiny table... 

…so I made a teensy tablecloth for it. Italian style: red and white.

And then I made a puny pizza box for it.

That's a mouthful!

THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

LISTEN WITH PREJUDICE VOL. 1

Of all the pan flute tribute albums to George Michael, this is one of the best.

FIRED UP

                              You: "Where is the fire exting—"

                              Me: "Look, a sign!"

PUT A FINE POINT ON IT

THE FLAME WILL NEVER DIE

CURRENT MOOD:

BIRD-B-Q

The birds let me know when I'm not using my barbecue often enough...

…by building a nest on it.

SCOOT

In the city of Santa Monica, there's now a 20:1 ratio of e-scooters to people. 
And 10% of both are always splayed out face down on the sidewalk.

UNLIMITED*

Apparently, Verizon doesn't quite grasp the concept of the word "unlimited."

WAY TO TAKE A STAND, WIRED MAGAZINE

PRESSURE

HEIL… TRAILER?

EVERYTHING

STREET MAGIC

Was this your card?

MOTHER ME

BAD MATCH

Yipes, Match Game

PIZZA BUCKET LIST

Took a break from NY style… for some Jersey style.

TO THE EXTREME

Bro, I caught some extreme air this weekend, bro.

TRUE KNOWLEDGE EXISTS IN KNOWING THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING.

I was planning to matriculate at Platotronics but...

GOOD TASTE

It's the food event of the year: Taste Of The Nation

For paying with your Citi card, you get a bamboo cutting board and free drinks at the Citi lounge.

Some of the drinks in the lounge were orbs. This was a vodka glob.

¡Paella from José!

A crab tostada or something

A delicious slice of steak

There were a lot of gourmet tacos.

The portions were bite-sized, and the utensils were adorable.

Some beers from Duvel. Which means "devil"!

We all of us got very full.

สวัสดีปีใหม่ FROM THE SONGKRAN FESTIVAL

THIS IS JERUSALEM

For those celebrating Passover at Coachella… the tradition is that the four questions are to be asked by the most childish gambino.

THIS JUST IN?

Why are you asking me? YOU'RE THE NEWS!

SWEET HOME CHICAGO

Greetings From Beantown!

Cubs fan screamed "TAKE THAT HAT OFF!" to someone at Wrigley. I thought he was harassing a woman in a hijab, but it turns out he was just yelling at a guy in a White Sox cap.

Decided to see how hard it would be to find the people who were drinking and 'gramming in front of us at the game. Surprisingly not that difficult.

Me and my Rally Monkey left the Friendly Confines a little early.

Real original, Frank.

Shitloads of culture at the Cultural Center

Sweet Home Chicago