Wednesday, April 27, 2016

CHALLENGE (PT 2)

Finally -- an account challenge question that I can answer!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

CHALLENGE

Single, childless, divorced parents, no younger sibling... I cannot answer any of these account challenge questions.

Friday, April 15, 2016

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Celebrity Rehabber Dr. Drew... and Bernie Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver

EYE D

Apple Photos facial recognition software would like me to identify this face.

Friday, April 1, 2016

So... that means OJ buried a different knife in his backyard, because...?!

Saturday, March 26, 2016

EYE SURRENDER

If it meant I never had to see the trailer for Eye In The Sky again, I'd strangle that hula hooper with my bare hands.

Friday, March 25, 2016

TAKE 5




IT'S A BLAND OLD FLAG

Is Ted Cruz's logo supposed to be an American flag on fire?
Or a tear from Old Glory crying?
Or what?

Sunday, March 13, 2016

SAN FRANCISCO

Land's End

Sutro Baths

Una Pizza Napoletana

San Francisco hotel room

Wait, what?

Thursday, February 25, 2016

A BROKEN RECORD

(with apologies to John Lennon)

Friday, February 19, 2016

GO BANANAS

Locally grown bananas! 
(Rajapuri & Dwarf Brazilian)

Friday, February 12, 2016

KIND OF BLUE: VOLUME 2

Remember this beauty? The bullpen car — what a time saver!
The Dodgers have got baggage.
Not violating Rule 3.17.
Penned in.
I found their seed stash.
You can stick your real finger inside of this fake finger. 
(I suspect this is a fetish of M.C. Escher.)

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

KIND OF BLUE: VOLUME 1

From the VIP tour of Dodger Stadium:

Hm. Which one's my seat?

Well, at least someone's amazed by the view from the press box.

I took some guy's regular seat.

LA's most famous organ (that's not connected to a Friar).

Here's the device that controls the scoreboard. Where do you swipe?

1/17

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Monday, November 23, 2015

GO FISH



I've got more mercury in me than a rectal thermometer. 

SOCK IT TO ME



These "Queen Size" socks are okay but I was looking for something in a California King. 

WE ALL SCREAM

FOOL ME TWICE…



Jeb Bush is polling just below "Wouldn't Vote" but just ahead of "Would Rather Self-Immolate."

Sunday, November 1, 2015

CAT'S CRADLE: THE SANTA MONICA CAT SHOW (IN COSTA MESA)

Me with one of the winners.

No line for the Men's Room at the Cat Show.

The stakes are high.

Saturday, October 31, 2015

HALLOWEEN 2015

Continuing my annual Halloween tradition: I put a sign on the door that says "TAKE ONE PLEASE" and and empty bag.

Putting the finishing touches on my Sia costume.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

RUNS FOR THE BORDER


"Let's give this take-out meal a name that hints at its future."

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

If you do a Google search for "Lexus," the third response is a paid advertisement begging you to "Consider a Mercedes-Benz."

Sunday, October 11, 2015

TRICK AND TREAT

These Hostess Candy Corn Cupcakes contain no candy corn on or in them. This is a limited edition product, folks, so put a few away.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

I'm not very familiar with the TV series "Empire" but I guess it's about a guy named Will Empire.