Friday, April 10, 2020

IT TAKES TWO

Imagine the conversation where Aaron tells the other member of the Duo his idea for the name of the act.

Friday, January 17, 2020

BURYING THE LEDE

This from a New York Times article...
 Buried way down in the piece —
Google was working on TELEPORTATION.

Sunday, January 5, 2020

DOG SHOW

A big dog or maybe a small horse?

Some big ol' poodle

The Hound Group

Samoyeds?

Dalmations

Bedlington Terriers



Saturday, December 28, 2019

"NORMAL SIZED"

You know… "normal sized" corn tortillas.

Monday, December 23, 2019

WINTER WONDERLAND

The Haunted Mansion at Christmas — skull wreaths!

(This slogan is true both for Disneyland and The Plague.)

It's a Small Christmasy World

The threat of rain kept park-goers away
but that led to this delightful Splash Mountain photo.



Apparently, the Millennium Falcon uses Owens Corning pink insulation.

And Space Mountain is held together with slotted screws.
Not even Phillips head!


The view through a window


Lit

Friday, October 25, 2019

THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART

We are not saints, but we have kept our appointment.

Thursday, September 12, 2019

SCREWY

The printer wasn't working right, so I took the entire thing apart. 
After monkeying around with it, it works better. 
The problem must have been these 7 screws… 
which were left over after I put it back together.

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

GESTAPO THE CLOCK!

When you want your house to have that Nazi submarine vibe…
Pottery Barn's got you covered with their $189 U-Boat clock.

Sunday, September 1, 2019

TOMATOES & POTATOES & BRUSSELS SPROUTS & GARLIC & ONIONS & ROSEMARY

Tomatoes and garlic

Brussels sprouts, potatoes, and rosemary

Added some onions and EVOO 
Roasting

Before roasting

After roasting

Saturday, July 13, 2019

PREMATURE

Is Maybelline's "Baby Lips" a moisturizing lip balm for babies?
Or is it for women who want their lips to be as kissably soft as a baby?

Either way… yuck.

Friday, July 12, 2019

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

THE CROW

This is the balcony outside our offices. Some crows used to hang out there, so we started feeding them Cheetos. They loved them. 
After awhile, we got to know their personalities. One crow would mash the Cheetos with its feet first. This one would stack the Cheetos like cordwood in its beak and then fly off.

Monday, July 8, 2019

SLICE OF LIFE

A friend remarked about how the plastic thing in the pizza box looks like a tiny table... 
…so I made a teensy tablecloth for it. Italian style: red and white.

And then I made a puny pizza box for it.

That's a mouthful!

Monday, June 24, 2019

LISTEN WITH PREJUDICE VOL. 1

Of all the pan flute tribute albums to George Michael, this is one of the best.

Thursday, June 13, 2019

FIRED UP

                              You: "Where is the fire exting—"
                              Me: "Look, a sign!"

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Sunday, June 2, 2019

BIRD-B-Q

The birds let me know when I'm not using my barbecue often enough...

…by building a nest on it.

Thursday, May 30, 2019

SCOOT

In the city of Santa Monica, there's now a 20:1 ratio of e-scooters to people. 
And 10% of both are always splayed out face down on the sidewalk.