Saturday, August 13, 2016

LOCO LIKE A FOX

Um... is FoxNews Latino trying appeal to Hispanics by using a "spicy" font?

Friday, August 12, 2016

MAKE AMERICA PALE AGAIN

Behold — Donald Trump's rainbow coalition of old white people!

Thursday, August 11, 2016

GAME SHOW GANG pub quiz podcast

For years, my longtime friend and fellow game show veteran Doug Shaffer and I barnstormed bar trivia nights throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Earlier this year, Doug proposed an idea: what if we created a pub quiz podcast? So that's exactly what we did.

The Game Show Gang Pub Quiz Podcast is a 30-45 minute weekly show that's like bar trivia that you can play wherever and whenever you want. We're gonna do 10 episodes for this first season and then see how it goes.

It's available on iTunes and Stitcher and wherever else pods are cast.

Check it out here:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-show-gang-pub-quiz-podcast/id1111790171?mt=2

Thanks and enjoy!


Wednesday, August 10, 2016

TAKE ME OUT

          YOU: So, what do you think of Emirates Airlines? 
          ME: It's fair.

Saturday, July 16, 2016

PHONY



Wait -- Hillary Clinton is counterfeiting money?!

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

POKEMON FEVER


Who! 
Who who who! 
Who let the dorks out!

Friday, July 1, 2016

ALWAYS BE CLOSING

This direct mail company in Sherman Oaks has gone out of business. Guess they didn't get the Glengarry leads.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

THIS JUST IN

LA's local NBC News affiliate has finally resorted to full-on peer pressure:


Saturday, June 18, 2016

WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER

10 years ago this would have seemed rude; today it's probably seen as old fashioned.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

POOR. DONALD.

                     There are two types of "billionaires" who beg you for money online: 
                     1. "Nigerian prince" 
                     2. Donald Trump

Sunday, June 12, 2016

TONY TONY TONY

The ‪Tony Awards‬ honor events that happen on a few blocks in NYC. It's like if there were a national TV show crowning The Best Blackjack Dealer In Las Vegas.

SUBTRACTION

I support Bernie Sanders' free college tuition plan because too many people in this country can't do simple math. 

For example: Bernie Sanders. 



Wednesday, June 8, 2016

JUDGE NOT

Step 1: Insult judge's heritage. 
Step 2: Claim judge cannot be impartial because you've insulted his heritage.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Sunday, May 29, 2016

POTTER? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!

I bought the cheapest wand they had at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
(The Stanley Shunpike: $28)

Thursday, May 26, 2016

I SCREAM

I'm not sure if I could explain Twitter to my 10-year-old self, but he'd be PSYCHED to be Followed by Carvel Ice Cream

Sunday, May 15, 2016

OFFENSIVE FOUL

Buy a new NBA-approved StubHub branded 76ers jersey for just $19!*

*plus $78.55 in Service, Delivery and Transactional Fees

Monday, May 9, 2016

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

You were there for me every single day, instilling me with your morals and values. 
Happy Mothers Day!

Sunday, May 8, 2016

POOP DECK

As always, marketing is the solution: just rebrand all these norovirus cruises as "Extreme Weight Loss Vacations."

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

CHALLENGE (PT 2)

Finally -- an account challenge question that I can answer!

Friday, April 22, 2016

LIFE IS JUST A PARTY

Prince‬ was a true original. As opposed to…

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

CHALLENGE

Single, childless, divorced parents, no younger sibling... I cannot answer any of these account challenge questions.

Friday, April 15, 2016

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Celebrity Rehabber Dr. Drew... and Bernie Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver

EYE D

Apple Photos facial recognition software would like me to identify this face.

Friday, April 1, 2016

CLUE

So... that means OJ buried a different knife in his backyard, because...?!

Saturday, March 26, 2016

EYE SURRENDER

If it meant I never had to see the trailer for Eye In The Sky again, I'd strangle that hula hooper with my bare hands.

Friday, March 25, 2016

TAKE 5




IT'S A BLAND OLD FLAG

Is Ted Cruz's logo supposed to be an American flag on fire?
Or a tear from Old Glory crying?
Or what?

Sunday, March 13, 2016

SAN FRANCISCO

Land's End

Sutro Baths

Una Pizza Napoletana

San Francisco hotel room

Wait, what?

Thursday, February 25, 2016

A BROKEN RECORD

(with apologies to John Lennon)

Friday, February 19, 2016

GO BANANAS

Locally grown bananas! 
(Rajapuri & Dwarf Brazilian)

Friday, February 12, 2016

KIND OF BLUE: VOLUME 2

Remember this beauty? The bullpen car — what a time saver!
The Dodgers have got baggage.
Not violating Rule 3.17.
Penned in.
I found their seed stash.
You can stick your real finger inside of this fake finger. 
(I suspect this is a fetish of M.C. Escher.)