Monday, January 30, 2012

KRAFTWERK

Having a fancy dinner party? If you're looking for a classier spread than Cheez Whiz to serve to your guests, might I suggest... Veal Whiz.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

THE SADDEST TOYS IN THE WORLD (PART 3)

Some people collect baseball cards or stamps. I collect sad, angry or disconcerted toys.

PART ONE
PART TWO

Don't Worry, Bee Unhappy. (thanks to Laura Galloway)

They don't call them "Dog Days" for nothing.

The label says "Make someone happy,"
and what child wouldn't be elated to receive this clinically depressed cat?

A tableful of dead/narcoleptic Minnie Mouses at the Disneyland gift shop.