Thursday, November 29, 2012

ARM & HAMMERED

Last month I entered a contest sponsored by Arm & Hammer Baking Soda. As part of the contest, entrants had to submit a "baking soda tip" which would be judged by a panel.

Here are a few of my "tips."





Wednesday, November 21, 2012

SCREW YOU, "SEINFELD" AND "M*A*S*H" AND "MAD MEN"

The New York Times just reviewed the show I'm working on, Killer Karaoke.

The reviewer called it "the greatest show in television history."

As my friend Jerry Mahoney said, "This is a new high for you and/or a new low for print journalism."

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

CALLING IT

At 0% to 0% with 0% of the vote in,
NBC News is calling Vermont for Obama

Thursday, November 1, 2012

INFESTED WATERS

So it turns out I just had dry skin, but while looking it up on WebMD, I found another entertaining symptom:
What condition wouldn't be made worse 
by swimming in infested waters?