KIDS LOVE THE ELDERLY

This is a doll I saw at Target. It's called Baby Abuelita, which is Spanish for "Baby Little Grandmother."For starters, it's a grandfather not a grandmother.

But more disturbingly... a grandfather doll? What child would want to play with a doll that looks like a 80-year-old man?

Do you feed him candy Lipitor?
 

NIKE LOVES NAZI

I was ordering a pair of new Nikes the other day through NikeID - Nike's website that allows you to customize your sneakers. In addition to picking colors of your shoes and laces, Nike also allows you to "ID" your shoes with your name (as long as it's eight letters or less).

While experimenting with various eight-letter words, I discovered that Nike won't let you put just any word on a shoe...





Nike allows all good Americans put McCain on a shoe...


















But if you try to get Obama on your shoe, Nike says "No You Can't!"





















Nike is good with God.

















But they're not cool on Christ.
Or Jesus.


















No Hitler on a sneaker for you!

















But Himmler gets the big sig heil from Nike.













And Nike's not opposed to Nazism in general.














Plus they consider Stalin a comrade.













Sorry, NBA fans — ya can't put Rape on a Nike shoe.


















But Murder doesn't get killed by the censors.


















And good news for Congressmen - the crime of Perjury isn't banned by Nike.
















Nike doesn't try to prevent this cry for help...

(I think this one would go really well with the Murder shoe.)
















Here's by far my favorite word banned by NikeID:

BASKET CASE

Through Ebay, Shaffer and I scored a pair of good

seats to tonight's Clippers game on the cheap.

The Clips murdered the Sacramento Kings 109-78.

The view from our seats was obviously quite rad.


Goal!


Looking away from the court ever so briefly
so as to avoid being pelted by the T-shirt cannon.


What the game looks like after a few $11 Staples Center beers...


The Clipper Spirit and Doug
(nice T-shirt)