Wednesday, November 30, 2011

CLUBBY

One of the better club names — and logos — is the Los Angeles Police Revolver and Athletic Club.

Is that runner victoriously breaking the tape… or has he just been shot?

Monday, November 28, 2011

Sunday, November 27, 2011

CALIFORNIA AVOCADO FESTIVAL

Billed as "Three Days of Peace, Love and Guacamole" in Carpinteria, 
the California Avocado Festival did not fall short —
this year there was hardly any avocado-related rioting.

Avocado Ice Cream tastes a little like the milk left over
from a bowl of Lucky Charms — sweet and salty.

Obviously there were arts and crafts — including avocado tableaus.

Perhaps these avocado cooks will compete on the next season of MasterChef.

Late in the day, this giant  anthropomorphic avocado was crushed and made into six tons of guacamole.
10/8/11

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

THE SADDEST TOYS IN THE WORLD (PART 2)

Wow — 20,000 hits. I never knew I had that many bitter stalker ex-girlfriends. Thanks to you all!

The numbers say that one of my most popular posts was THE SADDEST TOYS IN THE WORLD, so in honor of the big 2-0, here's another installment.

I think this blue bear is distressed about her botched lip collagen procedure.

If this duck had a voice, it would be Edward G. Robinson. "Quack, see?"

Why so scared, sunflower?
Is it because you're named after a medication-free child birthing technique?