Here's a delightful Yelp Review of Stella Barra Pizza. The reviewer is pissed that she literally burned the roof of her mouth eating some pizza. She didn't figuratively or metaphorically burn herself, mind you — she literally burned herself.
And the fact that she put hot food in her mouth before it had cooled enough to chew it "really bothered" her about the restaurant.
It's almost as if the pizza was in an oven or something.
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